Saturday, June 4, 2011

What happens at hostel

April end the beginning of the end semester exams, Evin,Amar,Kiran, and me sitting in the room trying to concentrate. Kirans new clock is in front of Evin. and its a winding clock. Absolute silence in the room.
tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok.................................

Evin( Eyes red and bulging,ears purple,nerves on his forehead sticking out):AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I cant take this shit, eat crap you piece of horse dung, probably you mom ate an apple and shat you out. Oh, wait..wait,, you dont have a mom thats right, your a solitary iron clad machine that can do nothing but tik, you stinking metallic scrap, if you were to be personified you would probably be a goat...
Kiran: uh, dude that's not...
Evin: You stay out of this!!!! Oh right it's yours now your gonna take its side right well it's not the only one with friends,Shreejith say something!!!!!
Me: huh, what, oh yeah...bad clock ,bad bad clock...
(Meanwhile the clock-tik tok)
Evin(turning to the non living metallic mass): Would you SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amar: CAN EVERYBODY JUST COCK UP FOR SOMETIME PLEASE!!!!!!!!WE HAVE AN EXAM TOMORROW!!!!!
clock: BANG!!!(It strikes twelve)
Amar:OH GREAT! WE HAVE AN EXAM TODAY....
Evin:IT'S MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Kiran: HOW ABOUT WE JUST IGNORE IT AND CONTINUE FOR TODAYS EXAM....
(Everybody sits down in front of their books, Evin drenched in his own sweat)
clock:tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok,
(EVERYBODY LOOKS AT EVIN FROM THE CORNER OF THEIR EYES)
Evin(unable to control himself):ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Takes his books slams the door and runs to the bathroom to study)
clock:tik tok tik tok tik toktik tok...

The Secret

This post is one that i am not very sure of, cause it's based on a theory. This theory would be the law of attraction at a telepathic level.According to it, if you want something all you have to do is believe that you will get it and this faith will come back to you in the form of reality. It seems each time you think of anything your brain emits a frequency as the message moves through your neurons, and this frequency carries an amount of energy which is released to the atmosphere. Now by law of attraction, and by law of conservation of energy this thought or this energy should be conserved somehow, and this happens in the form of the thought actually happening. Now I dont know if it's true or what but I believe it's better to think that a thing will turn out well than thinking it can go wrong and I'd like to know what everybody else thinks of this theory.