April end the beginning of the end semester exams, Evin,Amar,Kiran, and me sitting in the room trying to concentrate. Kirans new clock is in front of Evin. and its a winding clock. Absolute silence in the room.
tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok.................................
Evin( Eyes red and bulging,ears purple,nerves on his forehead sticking out):AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I cant take this shit, eat crap you piece of horse dung, probably you mom ate an apple and shat you out. Oh, wait..wait,, you dont have a mom thats right, your a solitary iron clad machine that can do nothing but tik, you stinking metallic scrap, if you were to be personified you would probably be a goat...
Kiran: uh, dude that's not...
Evin: You stay out of this!!!! Oh right it's yours now your gonna take its side right well it's not the only one with friends,Shreejith say something!!!!!
Me: huh, what, oh yeah...bad clock ,bad bad clock...
(Meanwhile the clock-tik tok)
Evin(turning to the non living metallic mass): Would you SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amar: CAN EVERYBODY JUST COCK UP FOR SOMETIME PLEASE!!!!!!!!WE HAVE AN EXAM TOMORROW!!!!!
clock: BANG!!!(It strikes twelve)
Amar:OH GREAT! WE HAVE AN EXAM TODAY....
Evin:IT'S MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Kiran: HOW ABOUT WE JUST IGNORE IT AND CONTINUE FOR TODAYS EXAM....
(Everybody sits down in front of their books, Evin drenched in his own sweat)
clock:tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok,
(EVERYBODY LOOKS AT EVIN FROM THE CORNER OF THEIR EYES)
Evin(unable to control himself):ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Takes his books slams the door and runs to the bathroom to study)
clock:tik tok tik tok tik toktik tok...
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Paavam.
The mechanical version of Chinese torture eh?
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