Saturday, June 4, 2011

What happens at hostel

April end the beginning of the end semester exams, Evin,Amar,Kiran, and me sitting in the room trying to concentrate. Kirans new clock is in front of Evin. and its a winding clock. Absolute silence in the room.
tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok.................................

Evin( Eyes red and bulging,ears purple,nerves on his forehead sticking out):AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I cant take this shit, eat crap you piece of horse dung, probably you mom ate an apple and shat you out. Oh, wait..wait,, you dont have a mom thats right, your a solitary iron clad machine that can do nothing but tik, you stinking metallic scrap, if you were to be personified you would probably be a goat...
Kiran: uh, dude that's not...
Evin: You stay out of this!!!! Oh right it's yours now your gonna take its side right well it's not the only one with friends,Shreejith say something!!!!!
Me: huh, what, oh yeah...bad clock ,bad bad clock...
(Meanwhile the clock-tik tok)
Evin(turning to the non living metallic mass): Would you SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amar: CAN EVERYBODY JUST COCK UP FOR SOMETIME PLEASE!!!!!!!!WE HAVE AN EXAM TOMORROW!!!!!
clock: BANG!!!(It strikes twelve)
Amar:OH GREAT! WE HAVE AN EXAM TODAY....
Evin:IT'S MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Kiran: HOW ABOUT WE JUST IGNORE IT AND CONTINUE FOR TODAYS EXAM....
(Everybody sits down in front of their books, Evin drenched in his own sweat)
clock:tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok,
(EVERYBODY LOOKS AT EVIN FROM THE CORNER OF THEIR EYES)
Evin(unable to control himself):ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Takes his books slams the door and runs to the bathroom to study)
clock:tik tok tik tok tik toktik tok...

2 comments:

Materialmom said...

Paavam.

AtomicGitten said...

The mechanical version of Chinese torture eh?