Sunday, December 9, 2007

Today was a kind of normal day but it was totally negative.Well it all started with school- first of all i was 10 minutes late to the bus and so i had to suffer the glares and angry hmphhhhs of the school bus.Then there was the monotonous ritual-school.Well i had missed 10 days of class cause of my cousin's wedding .So there was complete bewilderment when today during the chemistry test questions like-what is Lee Chadliers theory, and what is sir henrys theorem regarding Equilibrium were flung at me. Well my first reaction to these questions was "WHAT THE HELL????"

"WHICH SIR HENRY, WHAT LEE CHADLIER??" also there were the momentary visions of me recieving 0 upon 10 (which is highly probable) kept popping up into my mind.Ofcourse there was the method of bluffing, but being in 11th even this last move had its limitations.

The first whole period went like that .Then came the second period ,which was also chemistry,but was comparatively better cause she was teaching new stuff and then came my favourite subject one where the everyday man could survive without too many problem,one where absolute blankness is very rarely faced,one WHERE...... ok you get the picture.Another plus point of english was our teacher,nilleena maam she's one of the best of the school.English was followed by C++,which also had one of my most favourite teachers > who happened to be Facin sir.Facin sirs actually a good teacher; the only problem was his communication gap i mean more like communication trench but at least he minds his own buisness and teaches.....i mean tries to.

And ofcourse he has his most hated enemy,Gaurav.I mean come on,you couldnt blame the guy.

Gaurav could just be Gaurav at times.Ill tell you why he gets angry.For example:(READ ALL THE SIR'S DIALOGUES WITH A MALLU SLANG)

sir:arrayzz are strukturedd daata typez where onnly oone type of valus can be place.....

(Interupting sir's vigorous teaching and concentration, a hand rises:none other than Gaurav)

G: sir err... sir err..sir what are arrays sir... i mean sir... i know what arrays are sir...i mean sir ..arrays are structured data types where only one type of values can be placed sir but what are arrays sir.....errr...sirr.......

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Sir: GAOORAOOVVVVVVV YOUR GRRAMMAR IS TTOTTALLY WRONG YOU TELLING ONE WORD THING IN 20 LINES IF U DIDNT KNOW WHAT U WANTIN TO SAY THEN ADMIT AND SIT ON THE DOWN OKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(pauses for a moment to regain sanity)

Sir: Ok childrens....., do we have done this prrogrraamm in the last classes or no???

ok anyway.

Soon the bell rang and break arrived like the rising sun among the hills ,









BUTven that was destroyed because of physics practicals all of us scrambled like rats to complete the physics practical but , as usual, no one completed anything.

A s soon as break was over came library , which was a fun period . nilleena maam told me to go get the library card of all students ,which was a moment to breathe fresh air for me- I was obliged .After library was 2 periods of maths which was a big bore especially as these 2 periods were the last 2 periods and these periods were those periods where the class is in a mood of sleepiness .But the worst part of the day was when our games period went once again for physics practicals.

Many of you readers might be wondering , "ohh!! this jackass is being totally negative doesnt he have anyting good to say?"

Well this is true I have nothing good to say.

Probably all these problems are really petty as compared to those that await me.phew!



1 comment:

AtomicGitten said...

Hey Don't worry, there's a big Break waiting to 'rise like the sun between the hills' for you. And admit it- Gaurav's outburst was fun, not totally negative. You understanding,no? :D