Saturday, April 25, 2009

Sausages

Me:"MOM!!!!!".
mom:"WHAT?"
me:"LOOK AT THESE SAUSAGES YOU'VE FRIED.SO FULL OF OIL.WHY DONT YOU USE THE NORMAL FRYING PAN?"
mom:"WHICH ONE!!!"
me(opening the kitchen cabinet):"THat...one.....(noticing the absence of the pan),where did it go????"
mom:"Ha!"
me(trying not to get embarrassed, pointing to a random pan):"Oh.There it is."
mom:"Oh really. I know that's not the one".
me(confidently):"SEE THAT'S MY POINT.(me approaching the fridge and opening its door.To my luck the pan lay in the fridge with some thing which had been melted months ago)."THERE'S YOUR PAN."
mom(with a sheepish grin):"as if it made a difference.DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN FRY SAUSAGES WITHOUT OIL??????"
me:" HELL YEAH!I WANT MY SAUSAGES WITHOUT OIL.:
mom:"WELL I'LL BOIL THEM FOR YOU THEN!!!!!"
me:"YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN!!!!(lifting a fried oily sausage and bringing it towards my wide open mouth).I EVEN DOUBT THE OIL YOURE USING . HOW HEALTHY IS IT? DID YOU KNOW THEY USE ANIMAL WASTE IN SAUSAGES.BESIDES THE FAT CONTENT IN THIS CRAP IS....(taking a bite of the juicy, freshly fried sausage).It's flawless."
P.S.:ate eight sausages that day.

8 comments:

Materialmom said...

'....with some thing which had been melted months ago.' MONTHS AGO! you @#$%^& exaggerater!
And the next morning: "I'm SICK OF sausages"

Jay said...

Lol, i used to do that too. But the last time I did that I was 8.

And MMoms comment made me rofl.

P.S. Im back here, I cant find your number yet :)

nocturnal_neddy said...

Y dnt u put ur Tea story in too??? Oh btw did it occur to u dat U cud hav made d sausages by urself if u were so particular?????? Instaed of makin ur mom do it!

SJ said...

to Jay- WASUP!!!!!!cant wait to c u.Mayb some day at ajial?
to nocturnal_neddy-So let me get this straight, you do the kitchen work at your house huh?????
damn i wish ur mom wud read this

Materialmom said...

neddy,I love you :)
10/10 for the point

SJ said...

Evil has too much support these days

AtomicGitten said...

Sigh... sausages... Do you know how LONG it's been since since I had sausages?! And you have a problem because it's fried?? Silly fusspot- wait till you get to hostel. (especially if it's vegetarian- MuAAHAHAHahahaha!!!)

nocturnal_neddy said...

SJ- Yeah I do watever I can coz living in my house teaches u to b independent. U get 2 meals a day........rest u cook. Dats d unsaid policy! So there!
Materialmom - De feeling is mutual. Any idea wat neddy means????